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ÜberSoldier is a first-person shooter video game developed by Burut Creative Team and released in Russia in 2005 and in North America and Europe in 2006. The game's original Russian title is Восточный Фронт.
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Bnei Atarot is a moshav in the Central District of Israel. Located near Yehud, around 15 kilometres east of Tel Aviv, it is situated in fertile plains at the eastern rim of Tel Aviv metropolitan area next to Ben Gurion Airport and falls under the jurisdiction of Hevel Modi'in Regional Council. In 2022 it had a population of 934.
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Gott fähret auf mit Jauchzen, BWV 43, is a church cantata by Johann Sebastian Bach. He composed it in Leipzig for the Feast of the Ascension and first performed it on 30 May 1726. It begins with a quotation from Psalm 47.
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